re: Things for Arky fans to do in Columbia

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I realize it's a rare occasion that you get to leave your shanties and visit a place with actual culture, so I did a little research to find some things you can do that are "out of the ordinary" for yunz. This will really make mortgaging your trailers to make this trip worth while! LINK I couldn't help but notice that residents of Arkansas don't care for physical activity and suffer from a "limited availability of dentists" - so my recommendation would be to get out there and tour our lovely campus and get in a quick dental appointment while you're here. You may be shunned by the locals in your village for having the best looking tooth upon your return, but I can guarantee you'll hear a hint of jealousy in their voices. Also, while you're here, make sure to enjoy our buildings that are structurally sound. I know you aren't used to this since Arkansas is the only state in the country that doesn't require rental buildings to have working plumbing and "no implied warranty" that the building won't collapse on your head. LINK

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