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SEC Power Rankings - Everyone Sucks Edition
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:16 pm
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:16 pm
1. Alabama
"Bama is unstoppable at home, however not even the REC can get the SECCG or playoffs to Tuscaloosa."
2. Mississippi State
"The Grinding has finally stopped, but don't worry they will be Grinding all over The Grove in a couple of weeks"
3. Georgia
"What the frick is with this team? Seriously they are a mindfrick"
4. Ole Miss
"The Rebel Bears can still make it to Atlanta, they just need to beat MSU and have the Barners win..oh...sorry Ole Miss"
5. Auburn
"FSU buttfricked that horseshoe from Auburn's arse last season and shoved it far up their own."
6. Missouri
"fricking Yankees"
7. LSU
"So last place in the West is possible? RIP TD"
8. Texas A&M
"Aggies filled up their jizz jars last week and now have nothing left"
9. Tennessee
"Just beat the Mizzou and then go back to sucking, deal?"
10. Arkansas
"Wal-Mart U nearly caused TD to crash. And will if they win out"
11. South Carolina
"Spurrier got Muschamp canned, so everyone in that situation wins"
12. Florida
"Seriously how the frick did yall beat us?"
13. Kentucky
"After getting raped again, I think it's time for basketball in Big Blue Nation or horse racing"
14. Vanderbilt
"Well at least you got the Academic Bowl"
"Bama is unstoppable at home, however not even the REC can get the SECCG or playoffs to Tuscaloosa."
2. Mississippi State
"The Grinding has finally stopped, but don't worry they will be Grinding all over The Grove in a couple of weeks"
3. Georgia
"What the frick is with this team? Seriously they are a mindfrick"
4. Ole Miss
"The Rebel Bears can still make it to Atlanta, they just need to beat MSU and have the Barners win..oh...sorry Ole Miss"
5. Auburn
"FSU buttfricked that horseshoe from Auburn's arse last season and shoved it far up their own."
6. Missouri
"fricking Yankees"
7. LSU
"So last place in the West is possible? RIP TD"
8. Texas A&M
"Aggies filled up their jizz jars last week and now have nothing left"
9. Tennessee
"Just beat the Mizzou and then go back to sucking, deal?"
10. Arkansas
"Wal-Mart U nearly caused TD to crash. And will if they win out"
11. South Carolina
"Spurrier got Muschamp canned, so everyone in that situation wins"
12. Florida
"Seriously how the frick did yall beat us?"
13. Kentucky
"After getting raped again, I think it's time for basketball in Big Blue Nation or horse racing"
14. Vanderbilt
"Well at least you got the Academic Bowl"
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:18 pm to dawgfan24348
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ut don't worry they will be Grinding all over The Grove in a couple of weeks"
State hasn't beaten an Ole Miss team with a winning record in Oxford in almost 20 years.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:18 pm to dawgfan24348
Your sig pic is glorious.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:18 pm to dawgfan24348
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12. Florida
"Seriously how the frick did yall beat us?"
Easily the biggest WTF moment in the SEC this year.
Posted on 11/16/14 at 10:18 pm to dawgfan24348
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4. Ole Miss
"The Rebel Bears can still make it to Atlanta, they just need to beat MSU and have the Barners win..oh...sorry Ole Miss"
Why didn't you call Bama the elephants or Auburn the eagles?
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