re: Arkansas, we have an official name for our "rivalry".

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Arkansas has way better mountains than Missouri. The highest point in Arkansas is over 2,700 ft and the lowest point is 55 ft. Missouri's highest point is a paltry 1,700 feet and its lowest point is 230 ft. Suck on that, flatlanders.

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Our lowest point is higher than your lowest point. That's what makes our meth so much better. Meth cooked at a lower altitude yields less battery acid byproduct resulting in a less powerful crank.

So, we win.