re: What is the most nervous you have ever been?

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My ex didn't come home one night after we had a fight (it was two days before we broke up) and while I wasn't in love with her anymore I was seriously worried about her safety since she hadn't called or messaged me in any way.

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Now, having learned from this experience, you lock the door on the bitch, pour a tall cold one and say, "Free, thank God Almighty I am free at last."