re: Chances Arkansas beats Bama this weekend?

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I think we should just split the team into three parts: All offensive skill players: Hold onto the ball. Hold onto the ball. HOLD ONTO THE FREAKING BALL. All defensive backs: Watch the receiver's eyes, turn and look for the ball. Watch the receiver's eyes, turn and look for the ball. WATCH THE GODDAMN RECEIVER'S EYES AND TURN AND LOOK FOR THE MOTHERFREAKING BALL! Linemen: Beat the shite out of each other till you're good and pissed.

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Kicker: pretend like every field goal is one that doesn't matter. You always make those.