re: Did anyone see A&M's pretend soldiers save Lassie last weekend?

A sailor, a marine, and a soldier were using the urinal. The marine and soldier followed the urinal rule properly, but the sailor got as close to the marine as he could. When they finished, the sailor washed his hands using a lot if soap and water stating, "in the Navy, we practith cleanlineth". The Marine used the minimal amount of water and soap, saying, "in the Marine Corps we don't waste anything, OO-RAH." The soldier just walked to the exit stating, "the Army teaches us not to piss on our hands"