re: do you think any teams in the SEC are dumb enough to send

When I was in High School, we had different team captains for each game. One game, we sent out our talented (but stupid) WR as a captain. We won the toss and he said, "we don't want the ball" (when the coach had told him to defer).

We had to kick off each half. The other team subsequently fumbled each of the kicks and we scored on a short field with each first possession of the half. The kid came out smelling like a rose.