re: Updyke might find himself in jail again...

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auburn fans are almost giddy when you mention Updyke. He is the perfect gift to you - it allows you to be victims and berate the Alabama fanbase with impunity - and every time the idiot says or does something, you get to do it all over again. Sorry your trees are dead. Chances are, it affects you just as little as it affects me...but hey, it's an opportunity to show the world how insane and evil we are, so go for it.

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Is it our fault your trashy fanbase gives such good material?

From the top of my head I can recall:

Harvery
Teabagger
Bama fan who killed another Bama fan for not being upset enough
Bama fan who stabbed 3-4 Auburn fraternity members, then tried to bribe a mentally retarded man to confess
Bama fan shotgunned 2 LSU fans


Unrelated to football
Bama fan kills son in car
Bama fan passes out high on heroin, while he's teaching class
Impotent Bama fan arrested for sexual misconduct