re: When does the East go into full panic mode?

As an elder member of the west family, I'd just like to express our apologies for our inbred, half a tard, adopted little brother. However, we will no longer take up for him. We are planning on giving him his annual arse whipping come November, and hereby give full permission to you all to do the same. We're even going to speak to the folks and see if we can give him back. He jerks off too much, he rides too much dick, and he is constantly starting shite that he wants us to handle.