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re: Cheesy jokes thread: Tell them here

Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:45 pm to
Posted by FightinTigersDammit
Louisiana North
Member since Mar 2006
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Posted on 8/23/14 at 11:45 pm to
Guy goes to a plastic surgeon, who happens to be Asian, for a consultation about a possible face lift. Doctor examines the guy, then tells him he has Ed Zachary disease.


Guy is thinking "WTF is that? Is it serious?", so he asks the old Asian "What the hell is Ed Zachary disease?"


The doc says "That when your face rook Ed Zachary rike your arse!"
Posted by asphinctersayswhat
Parts Unknown
Member since Nov 2011
3360 posts
Posted on 8/24/14 at 12:24 am to
A mushroom walks into a bar. The bartender takes one look at him and says, "We don't serve your kind in here".

The mushroom replies, "Why not, I'm a fungi".
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