10 rules for the Clempson visitors....

1. When the Dawgs take the field, turn your back, your not worthy enough to gaze on such greatness.
2. Please take your spitcups with you when leaving the stadium...early in the 3rd.
3. No we don't have pickled eggs or Vienna sausages at the concession stands.
4. Please park all tractors at the intramural fields.
5. Shirts must be worn with your overalls.
6. No we don't have a purty mouf.
7. Drop your wives and girlfriends off at the School of Vet. Science. This will make it a better experience for us all.
8. There will be no hoedown or goat ropin' after the game...go home.
9. No...the Wal Mart in Commerce does not sell Clemson do rags.
10. Enjoy the azz whoopin.