re: Spinoff: When's the last time you were in a fight?

About a month ago, at my 4 year old cousin's outdoors birthday party. We were sitting down and he was unwrapping his gifts and I was jokingly (somewhat) screaming, "Hurry up! The ice cream is melting."..."Move your hands faster, you little ladyboy." Stuff like that, because he was taking FOREVER to open his gifts.

He was four and apparently never opened a present before and just continuously pawed at the box. His Dad (an Ole Miss fan, go figure) reaches over and grabs my arm and says, "Hey, chill out or I'm gonna have to ask you to leave. "

I didn't like him grabbing my PFG shirt and I just snapped. I pushed his chair over and started swinging. It took two other men and one of the other mom's to contain me, I was so mad. They ended up driving me home afterwards, I didn't even get to see the kid open my gift. I bought him an Elmo umbrella.