re: You just won a free boat ride, which 2 SEC Football coaches do you take?

I'd take Les Miles in one seat and a keg of beer in the second seat.

If I can add a living coach that formerly coached in the SEC, I'd flip a coin between John L Smith and Joe Kines. I'd laugh from launch to dock.

If it were for the stories, though, I'd go with Gene Stallings and Vince Dooley.