re: Academic dishonesty in a college, WWYD

Question 1) Are you a dude ?

Yes

If you answered yes continue on to next question

Question 2) Is she female ?

Yes

If you answered yes continue on to next question

Question 3) Is she attractive ?

No

If you answered yes continue on to next question... If you answered No to any of the following just give the jump drive back to its rightful owner.

Question 4) Do you know how blackmail works ?

Yes, but that's not in my nature