re: Girl Dating Star Recruit Thrilled To Learn Auburn Athletic Department Hiring

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And if he doesn't pan out, or changes his commitment, she can expect the pink slip soon after.

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I will confess, I didn't click the link.

I do love the Onion. Been too long since I popped over there...



Alabama State Constitution Changed to just read "Roll Tide"

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“Notre Dame should never have abandoned its tried-and-true strategy of playing against shitty teams.”

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https://www.theonion.com/articles/on-alabama-winning-its-third-bcs-championship-in-f,30822/