I still side with Carolina Girl.

She sided with me.

She was just giving that gamecock22 fella a what-fer ... she's spirited like that.

She's never jumped anyone (no fellow Gamecock fan) in the main forum before - God Bless her.

Anyways, this shouldn't be about her ... this is all my fault I guess. Lost my temper over the way Muschamp did what he did - I still think it was classless. I tried to avoid the conversation until I saw the lies being spread about Matlock having talked bad about anyone ... seeing that made me even angrier.

I admit to giving a particular sheep humping taterhead the business about his mother when he is on here trolling us ... and shame on me for upsetting gamecock22 with the late night mother jokes directed at the taterhead ... we can't have that.

I've maybe given one or two others the mother business when they are trolling us ... just because, seemed the right thing to do at the time.

My Momma used to wash my mouth out with soap all the time ... I didn't mind the Ivory, but I would cuss like a sailor while she was shoving a bar of dial down my throat .... well, I mumbled the curse words best I could while gagging.

I even know how to curse in Farsi ... hell, I know how to curse in a dozen different languages.

I'm just bad ... ba ba ba bad to the bone.

Sorry ... that song popped in my head.

My granddaddy had this minor bird, named Tweety Bird, when I was a kid ... and when he wasn't around I confess, I taught the bird to cuss. Used to sit there and say curse words over and over again until the bird learned to curse.

Popbill thought it was funny .... but we're pretty sure my grandmother opened the door one Sunday afternoon and threw tweety out to the wild after some of those old church ladies showed up for tea. I felt bad for tweety ... but he picked the wrong time to rip off his entire repertoire with the old broads and their bibles there sipping oolong.

So I'm to blame here ... I've been causing problems with my cursing for a long long time. Sometimes, I dunno, it just blurts out ... like Tourettes or something.

I'm trying to turn over a new leaf.

It's not going to be any fun anymore though.

This post was edited on 4/27/16 at 1:16 am