re: Who all else on here has actually coached some football?

Never coached, nor played at any level above the backyard.

However, I once had a face-to-face interview with an SEC HC for a recruiting coordinator position (back when they didn't have to have on-field responsibilities).

I didn't stand a chance in Hell of getting the job, but it was fun to actually get that far in the process. Somewhere in my files I've still got the rejection letter.