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After a little while one of the Auburn fans got tired of it and told the little kids that Santa didn't exist. Long story short kid started crying and Auburn still lost the football game.

This one did really make me laugh.

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I've never really understood the a-hole fan fascination with throwing batteries. Why the frick are batteries the weapon of choice for douchebags? I mean, you have to think about this and bring freaking batteries to the game. WHO THE HELL DOES THAT? At LSU that simply wouldn't happen because batteries would take up valuable liquor pocket space.

I do remember throwing twinkies at Dwayne Schintzius in Baton Rouge.

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Posted by DCRebel

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Posted on 4/2/14 at 11:59 am to I20goon

The worst I've seen was when a friend of mine literally had a loogie hocked at his face point blank by this drunk piece of shite in Starkville.

Thankfully, his buddies dragged him away, apologized, etc. They were embarrassed as hell. We were just floored with how fricking stupid and vile some people can be over a football rivalry.

I also borrowed a line from Tony Soprano on an LSU girl who would not stop shouting dumb shite at me. I said "nice mouth, do you blow your dad with it?" The only people who weren't to pleased to hear that were the Ole Miss fans around me. Oh well. I thought it was fricking great.

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