re: My worst fear came true today

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finestfirst79
Texas A&M Fan

My recurring nightmare is running over a viper on my bicycle, and the sumbitch wraps himself around the rear wheel but manages to avoid the gears. His head flops around every wheel rotation so he can take another lunge at my butt. Can't stop! What do I do? And then I wake up.

That hasn't happened... yet.

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So you have a nightmare of a snake attacking your butt and you are a TAMU fan? Man, this stuff just writes itself!