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re: Dallas or Houston?
Posted on 2/8/14 at 2:36 pm to hoopsgalore
Posted on 2/8/14 at 2:36 pm to hoopsgalore
I am a native Houstonian now living in Collin County ie Allen, Plano, Frisco. Here is how I rate the major cities in Texas.
San Antonio-¿Qué estoy haciendo aquí? El cartel está ejecutando esta ciudad.
Austin-Are we San Francisco yet?
Dallas-Where all the women are plastic surgery dimwits. (not saying that is bad)
Houston-Get out of the way, I trying to make my 2nd million. (said in English, Spanish, Arabic and Russian.
El Paso-Not sure this town exist. Didn't we give it back to Mexico or was it New Mexico?
Amarillo/Lubbock-Are they still here?
Beaumont-Port Arthur-Orange-Only exists to prepare travelers heading East, that Louisiana is next...and it will look a little worse than this.
Fort Worth-Howdy. Welcome. Our Downtown is the best in the state.
San Antonio-¿Qué estoy haciendo aquí? El cartel está ejecutando esta ciudad.
Austin-Are we San Francisco yet?
Dallas-Where all the women are plastic surgery dimwits. (not saying that is bad)
Houston-Get out of the way, I trying to make my 2nd million. (said in English, Spanish, Arabic and Russian.
El Paso-Not sure this town exist. Didn't we give it back to Mexico or was it New Mexico?
Amarillo/Lubbock-Are they still here?
Beaumont-Port Arthur-Orange-Only exists to prepare travelers heading East, that Louisiana is next...and it will look a little worse than this.
Fort Worth-Howdy. Welcome. Our Downtown is the best in the state.
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Posted on 2/8/14 at 3:07 pm to agswin
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now living in Collin County ie Allen, Plano, Frisco.
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