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Arky Brethren. Where do we go in our timeship?
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:04 pm
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:04 pm
tTIMESHIPPERS, one of the first stops on our journey would have to be to 1908 to ensure LSU loses a game or two and then we could have back to back titles in 08 & 09.
Of course we'd go back and make the AP change their rules in 1962 to ensure our back to backs in 64 and 65.
We'd also go back and make sure there was video evidence of Cam's family selling him and him raping some chicks, and stealing.
We'd set Fairley up to get hit in a driveby in Mobile.
We'd make sure the Bear took our job in the 40's.
We'd make sure that Dooley won just enough to stay at Tennessee for decades.
We'd put SMU's pay for play to shame.
We'd force Frank out 30 years early.
Of course we'd go back and make the AP change their rules in 1962 to ensure our back to backs in 64 and 65.
We'd also go back and make sure there was video evidence of Cam's family selling him and him raping some chicks, and stealing.
We'd set Fairley up to get hit in a driveby in Mobile.
We'd make sure the Bear took our job in the 40's.
We'd make sure that Dooley won just enough to stay at Tennessee for decades.
We'd put SMU's pay for play to shame.
We'd force Frank out 30 years early.
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Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:06 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
While yall back in time, can yall bring back the older classic rock. New music sucks. 1964 Seems to be a good place to start for both of us.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:07 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
We'd scoop and score not just scoop.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:07 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Back to the dinosaurs, run with the stegosaurus, give hand jobs to T-Rexs, for science, to see if they quit being so mean.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:13 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Some stick 'em for Stoerner?
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:16 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
Arky board.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:17 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
You guys mind stopping off and telling 18 year old Blacknblu - "The snapper isn't worth it"
He'll know what you mean.
He'll know what you mean.
This post was edited on 1/30/14 at 2:20 pm
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:26 pm to blacknblu
Arkansas fans,
Please meet me at the following coordinates:
36° 27' 16" N, 94° 2' 3" W
Don't worry about the date. As a courtesy, I'll enter that information into your time machine's system.
When you arrive to that location, simply wave a red hanky in the air to get my attention so that I know you arrived safely.
Please meet me at the following coordinates:
36° 27' 16" N, 94° 2' 3" W
Don't worry about the date. As a courtesy, I'll enter that information into your time machine's system.
When you arrive to that location, simply wave a red hanky in the air to get my attention so that I know you arrived safely.
This post was edited on 1/30/14 at 2:43 pm
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:27 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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Where do we go in our timeship?
tTIMESHIPPERS,
I laughed.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:29 pm to mizzoukills
...what does it mean???
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:30 pm to Mizzoufan26
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...what does it mean???
You wanna go with me?
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:32 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
prevent tickfaw's parents from having unprotected sex
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:33 pm to mizzoukills
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mizzoukills
The earliest citation for "red flag" in the Oxford English Dictionary is from 1602 and shows that at that time the flag was used by military forces to indicate that they were preparing for battle.[nb 1]
YOUUU!!!!!
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:34 pm to Mizzoufan26
do you have any idea where we're going?
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:34 pm to CtotheVrzrbck
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tTIMESHIPPERS
Its called a TARDIS.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:34 pm to mizzoukills
Don't I have to go retrieve something from under a rock that shouldn't be there from under a tree first?
Or is that the wrong reference?
Or is that the wrong reference?
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:34 pm to mizzoukills
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red hanky
Called it a hanky, hahaha.
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:35 pm to DaleDenton
Are you my one black friend? It's been a long time, brotha...
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:36 pm to mizzoukills
Nope, google was dumbfounded when I entered those coordinates, and thus so am I
Posted on 1/30/14 at 2:37 pm to Mizzoufan26
go back to my post and try again...
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