re: Have you ever had sex with a full blown lesbian?

I was passing pretty well at this dance club in a pink little ensemble and had this little lesbian girl come up and hit on me. We had a pretty good time until she took me back to her place and she got the surprise of her life. Well, one thing led to another, and pretty soon I'm tied up in the garage covered in hot wax and she's dead on the floor with an 8 inch stiletto through the roof of her mouth and a rabbit furry costume on. That was a really weird time in my life.