re: Whats your favorite thing you did in college?

Well ill tell you the story of my first college party

I dont remember much other than a bunch of guys drinking hunch punch by the scoopfuls out of that dirty wash bucket, but i do remember waking up and not knowing wtf was going on.

I wake up in mine or someone elses puke in my bed, almost swimming in it. I look down and some random indian dude's body is contorted into the bottom of the big room desk where your feet should go--i honestly thought he might have been dead. On top of the desk is some dude passed out nekked face down with marker all over his face and a couple beer cans and cigs on his back. Then i look to the other side of the room and theres a cat crying in the bathroom and about a 200 ib red head girl with her titties hanging out(they were nasty believe me)


That is my cool story for the month