re: Ole Miss advice for A&M fans in Atlanta?

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College Station rankings
No. 3 10 Great Places to Live (Kiplinger’s)

No. 4 Best Places to Retire (USA Today)

Top 10 College Towns in America, 2013 (Livability.com)

No. 1 College Town in America, 2012 (Livability.com)

Finalist America’s Friendliest Small Town (USA Today/Rand McNally)

Top 10 Great Cities to Raise Your Kids (Kiplinger’s)

No. 4 Best-Performing Small Metro in U.S. (Milken Institute)

No. 6 Small U.S. City for Business and Careers (Forbes)

No. 4 U.S. City for Military Retirement (USAA)

Top 5 U.S. Cities in Full Blown Economic Expansion (MSNBC)

No. 7 Small U.S. City for Job Growth (Forbes)

No. 21 Small U.S. City for Education (Forbes)

Top 25 Best Places to Retire (Forbes)

Top 25 U.S. Cities for Working Retirement (Forbes)

Lowest foreclosure rate in the U.S. (Foreclosure-Response.org)

Fifth-lowest property tax rate in Texas

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