re: Johhny Manziel has dog stopped and dragged his nuts over the SEC Record Books.

Chavis dropped trou, shoved Johnny's face between his beefy bristly stank buttcheeks, wrapped some ball-fro cable-like hairs around his Alfred E Neuman ears to secure him then heaved yet another big steaming dump down his pencil neck to the astonished awe of the entire football universe. And with a mighty clench of his rippling buttocks he flung him across the stadium like a rag doll, hitched up his pants, and strode away.