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This is why Mizzou will win out...
Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:15 am
Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:15 am
If you read my bio on the new poster sticky, you will know I am die hard Mizzou fan. I sat through the years of Corby Jones and Kirk Farmer as a student, moved to KC after college and took so much bull crap from kU jack wagons, got stuck with an expensive hotel room in Miami due to the Oklahoma loss in 2007 thinking that we'd be playing for a national championship, went to numerous bowl games in SHREVPORT....we all know this list goes on and on...
So, why will Mizzou have the best season ever? Because I learned after the Toledo game that I'm preg-o and I can't partake in fun activities that this season will bring. I went to Nashville, couldn't drink. Went to Athens, couldn't drink. Now don't get me wrong, I can have a good time without a cold Michelob Ultra, but just not to the same level. Now I'm everyone's DD - especially this weekend for Homecoming. This is why I know Mizzou will have a banner year.
I would bet the basketball team will make its first ever Final Four as well and by then I won't be able to fly and I'll be the size of an elephant.
If the above happens, my first born will be named Maty Mauk Mizzou Michael Sam - male or female.
Mauk it down.
So, why will Mizzou have the best season ever? Because I learned after the Toledo game that I'm preg-o and I can't partake in fun activities that this season will bring. I went to Nashville, couldn't drink. Went to Athens, couldn't drink. Now don't get me wrong, I can have a good time without a cold Michelob Ultra, but just not to the same level. Now I'm everyone's DD - especially this weekend for Homecoming. This is why I know Mizzou will have a banner year.
I would bet the basketball team will make its first ever Final Four as well and by then I won't be able to fly and I'll be the size of an elephant.
If the above happens, my first born will be named Maty Mauk Mizzou Michael Sam - male or female.
Mauk it down.
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Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:29 am to MIZtigerZOU
First, congrats.
Second, if there is in fact a correlation between Mizzou success and your being pregnant, I'm pulling for Mr. MIZtigerZOU to have 15 kids.
Second, if there is in fact a correlation between Mizzou success and your being pregnant, I'm pulling for Mr. MIZtigerZOU to have 15 kids.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:29 am to MIZtigerZOU
Congrats on the baby tiger you're carrying, very exciting!
And I truly, truly hope you're right!
Posted on 10/21/13 at 11:41 am to MIZtigerZOU
By my logic, we should win the game on 11/23, because that's my 11th wedding anniversary, and damn it, I want a happy one! I'm making the husband miss the opening of duck season to go to the game.
Congrats on the baby.
Congrats on the baby.
This post was edited on 10/21/13 at 11:42 am
Posted on 10/21/13 at 12:27 pm to reedus23
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I'm pulling for Mr. MIZtigerZOU to have 15 kids.
Ha. I will take "15 for the team" if my premonition holds true.
Their future names, in order of my all-time favorite Tigers, assuming I have 15 boys:
First Born: Maty Mauk Micheal Sam
Chase Daniel
Brad Smith
Kimmie English
Jason Sutherland
Devin Booker (because he will commit now that I'm pregs)
Devin West (two Devin's just in case we have twins)
Arthur Johnson
Justin Smith
Norm Stewart
Aldon Smith (but we'll have the "don't party too hard when you become rich talk)
Corby Jones
Jeremy Maclin
Andy Hill
Spoon (just one name)
Posted on 10/21/13 at 12:46 pm to MIZtigerZOU
15 BOYS??? Are you crazy? Not a gymnast in the mix?
Posted on 10/21/13 at 1:36 pm to MIZtigerZOU
So when did I miss the memo that dudes can get pregnant?
Oh! You're a dudette! What?!!!
Oh! You're a dudette! What?!!!
Posted on 10/21/13 at 1:36 pm to mizzoukills
I think Maty Killz is by far the coolest name...
Posted on 10/21/13 at 2:07 pm to MIZtigerZOU
Congrats
Will love reading further posts from you. If your prego status clinches the deal for Mzzou, we will take up a donation to help your family, while you stay barefoot and preg!!
Will love reading further posts from you. If your prego status clinches the deal for Mzzou, we will take up a donation to help your family, while you stay barefoot and preg!!
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:00 pm to mizzoukills
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Oh! You're a dudette!
Michelob Ultra is the dead giveaway.
Seriously though, congrats MIZtigerZOU.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:03 pm to MIZtigerZOU
Well, I'm sticking with killz's Cardinals prediction, but adding the fact that you're knocked up and unable to enjoy all the benefits of the good season fits in with my prescribed vision of Mizzou fandom and will now become part of my ridiculous superstition belief system for this season.
Posted on 10/21/13 at 10:14 pm to KCMIZSEC
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Michelob Ultra is the dead giveaway.
Yea, in case the, "I am preg" wasn't a big clue, Michelob Ultra was the dead giveaway.
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