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re: What if the SEC divisions were divided by color?
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:46 am to Hugo Stiglitz
Posted on 10/10/13 at 11:46 am to Hugo Stiglitz
What if SEC teams attacked the Death Star?
Red Group
Alabama (Red Leader)
A&M (JFF is Luke Skywalker)
Georgia (Biggs - great pilot but can't be counted on in the big moment)
South Carolina (Wedge - due to literal wedge being driven between Spurrier & Clowney, also never the champ but always tends to hang around to the end)
Ole Miss (Red Two)
Miss St (Red Three)
Arkansas (Porkins)
Gold Group
LSU (Gold Leader - always thinks can do the job better than Red Leader and dives in first, but this assumption tends to blow up in his face)
Vandy (Gold Two, tends to die quickly and obscurely)
Mizzou (Gold Three, faceless noob who blew up before we ever even got to know him)
Rest of league...frick it there wasn't an Orange Group or Blue Group. Go play with jawas or something.
Red Group
Alabama (Red Leader)
A&M (JFF is Luke Skywalker)
Georgia (Biggs - great pilot but can't be counted on in the big moment)
South Carolina (Wedge - due to literal wedge being driven between Spurrier & Clowney, also never the champ but always tends to hang around to the end)
Ole Miss (Red Two)
Miss St (Red Three)
Arkansas (Porkins)
Gold Group
LSU (Gold Leader - always thinks can do the job better than Red Leader and dives in first, but this assumption tends to blow up in his face)
Vandy (Gold Two, tends to die quickly and obscurely)
Mizzou (Gold Three, faceless noob who blew up before we ever even got to know him)
Rest of league...frick it there wasn't an Orange Group or Blue Group. Go play with jawas or something.
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