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If SEC Football was BBQ Competition
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:29 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:29 pm
Missouri is the Crimson Tide of BBQ with multiple national championships. Every now and then South Carolina or Tennessee challenges Mizzou for the East title, but Mizzou owns the Eastern Division.
Texas A&M would win the SEC West every year. Ultimately, the West is an extremely weak division, but make no mistake Texas A&M is the juggernaut within their division.
Mizzou and Texas A&M face each other in the SEC Championship game nearly every year. To date, Mizzou has won every meeting between the two teams and moved on to win the National Championship after each historic meeting.
A&M has won a few championships on years when Mizzou was down, presenting an opportunity to face weaker than normal opponents (ie. South Carolina or Tennessee) in the SEC Championship game.
BBQ National Championship Titles:
1) Mizzou - 33 (Missouri's famous Kansas City mayo based marinade coupled with peppercorn dry rub)
2) Texas A&M - 5
3) Hawaii - 2 (they win a couple due to extraordinary smoked pork)
Texas A&M would win the SEC West every year. Ultimately, the West is an extremely weak division, but make no mistake Texas A&M is the juggernaut within their division.
Mizzou and Texas A&M face each other in the SEC Championship game nearly every year. To date, Mizzou has won every meeting between the two teams and moved on to win the National Championship after each historic meeting.
A&M has won a few championships on years when Mizzou was down, presenting an opportunity to face weaker than normal opponents (ie. South Carolina or Tennessee) in the SEC Championship game.
BBQ National Championship Titles:
1) Mizzou - 33 (Missouri's famous Kansas City mayo based marinade coupled with peppercorn dry rub)
2) Texas A&M - 5
3) Hawaii - 2 (they win a couple due to extraordinary smoked pork)
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:30 pm to mizzoukills

Memphis BBQ or GTFO.
This post was edited on 9/17/13 at 2:31 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:30 pm to mizzoukills
Missouri is famous for BBQ?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:31 pm to mizzoukills
Is it already the offseason for Missouri?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:32 pm to mizzoukills
you know you're a missouri football fan when you're starting offseason threads going into week 3
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:33 pm to mizzoukills
Whew! That was a close one!
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Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:34 pm to TheSandman
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Memphis BBQ >>>>> all
If Memphis BBQ is the best, why doesn't Tennessee have any SEC BBQ championships?
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:34 pm to mizzoukills
Well, Archibald's is the best pork BBQ in the country and it's in Tuscaloosa, so you're argument fails.
Are there even any good BBQ places close to College Station? I thought all the good ones were out in the hill country of Texas.
Are there even any good BBQ places close to College Station? I thought all the good ones were out in the hill country of Texas.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:34 pm to mizzoukills
Carolina BBQ > All the rest
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:35 pm to mizzoukills
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This post was edited on 9/17/13 at 2:41 pm
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:36 pm to mizzoukills
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Missouri is the Crimson Tide of BBQ
Ha, Missouri is the Miss State of the North.
There's a reason the world BBQ championship is held in Memphis
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:38 pm to BigOrangeBri
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the world BBQ championship
The World BBQ Championship is a sponsorship joke of an event.
Everyone knows Missouri BBQ is the best in the nation, just ahead of Texas BBQ.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:38 pm to BigOrangeBri
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There's a reason the world BBQ championship is held in Memphis
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:40 pm to DrunkenStuporMan
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Memphis BBQ or GTFO.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:42 pm to mizzoukills
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Missouri's famous Kansas City mayo based marinade
Real subtle.
Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:45 pm to mizzoukills
None of you could compete.
Seriously.
Let me amend that ... you'd compete; but you'd lose.
That said, it's all good.

Seriously.
Let me amend that ... you'd compete; but you'd lose.
That said, it's all good.

Posted on 9/17/13 at 2:47 pm to EKG
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None of you could compete.
counting Ole Miss as Memphis BBQ, you're right. They would be the dynasty to end all dynasties.
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