re: IM tired of twisters

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But what kind of scone? This could be integral to the level of violence you may encounter my friend.

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Some kind of dried, sweetened berry. Cran- or blue-, likely. These contain antioxidants that engorge the hamble, which is a special rage gland that grows in bums. They spray a fine musk from its fundus to mark their territory around squatter colonies and tent cities, and it can be put in a food dehydrator to serve as a non-dairy creamer, if you want your coffee to taste "like clowns smell."