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re: JFF is Everywhere

Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:34 am to
Posted by troywew
Member since Nov 2010
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Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:34 am to
JFF once scrambled across a circus tight rope while he was completey wasted.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:38 am to
The 12thman foundation had to scrap plans for a promotional "Johnny Football" toilet paper because the product was defective. It wouldn't take shite from anybody.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:40 am to
JFF doesn't read defenses. He stare them down until he gets the information he wants.


ETA: Spelling: stares, not stairs.
This post was edited on 4/29/13 at 10:49 am
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:41 am to
When JFF looks in the mirror, there is no reflection. There can only be ONE JFF.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:43 am to
JFF does not use performance enhancing substances. Performance enhancing substances use JFF.
Posted by KaiserSoze99
Member since Aug 2011
31669 posts
Posted on 4/29/13 at 10:45 am to
JFF's middle school English teacher asked the students to write an essay about "speed." JFF got an A+ for turning in a blank sheet of paper with his name written at the top.
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