re: Does your college town have gay bars? For a friend, honest.

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I've heard straight guys that don't act like morons can clean up in a gay bar. Just not sure I'd ever be able to jump the mental hurdle it would require.

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It worked well for me, lol. I never would've considered ever going into a place like that but the girl I was the closest to marrying took me one on our first date. I knew if I wanted to have any chance w/ her I had to get out of my comfort zone and just go with it. It was a blast, and I smashed it that night. Her lil bro was gay and it was her test to see if I was a homophobe redneck or if I could be a cool sob and not freak out around his friends.


I do have a funny story you might appreciate. So at one point in the night this conga line type thing happened and my girl is in front of me, another fine asian chick is behind me, and some gay dude behind her. The conga line turned into a grind your arse daisy chain type of thing. I feel a hand moving down my hip towards my junk (I was liqoured up and was the meat in a hottie asian chick sammich, so I was kinda torqued to say the least) so her hand is rubbing on my goods and I'm in a zone, then I feel another hand on my other hip going down to the same area. I remember thinking "oh crap, I'm gonna have to choose which asian chick I want to bang, she's going 2 hands on my dong."

I look down, it's NOT THE SAME HAND!!!! I about freak, but I played off like a master just before the guy behind the asian chick got my stuff I grab both hands and throw em up in the air and yell "NO!" I wave the hands around overhead and toss his off to the side and put hers back on my crotch