re: "Dear Killz" Advice and Help Column

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You could move out or ask him to move out. If he asks why, tell him that you're tired of the smell. If he asks what smell, tell him, "you know what smell".

If he still doesn't get it, go to the store and buy a box of taco shells and pink spray paint. Paint a taco shell pink.

Place an open container of sardines in the sun for a day.

Put the sardines in the pink taco and leave the taco on the kitchen counter in plain sight where he can't miss it.

If he doesn't get the message, you not only have an odor problem but also a retard problem.

Killz

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Option 2:
Rufie her up nice and good. Might as well rufie your roommate too, just in case. When she's passed out, jam 6 or 7 jolly ranchers up in her vagina. Now when she walks around, it'll smell like fruity candy.

Make sure they're all the same flavor, or else the motley of scents will be overwhelming and you'll probably vomit.