re: "Dear Killz" Advice and Help Column

DMan

quote:

---

Is it true that if you don't use it you lose it?

---

Depends on how old you are. As you get older, your pipes rust if you don't use your plumbing.

However, I firmly believe that a man never loses it. In this golden age of medical and technological advances, there are little blue pills that help with issues exactly like what you hinted in your post. It's simply a doctor's phone call away.

But, you don't need a little blue pill. Listen to Sade, eat Oyster Stew, get your tool out and use it. A good tool shouldn't sit in a dusty storage cabinet. It should be used...often.

Exercise. This a huge aphrodisiac! Exercise releases endorphins, the same chemicals that your body demands during sex. Not only does exercise make you feel happier in life, it brings out your inner Henry Miller.

Get off the couch, quit playing video games, go for run and do some strength training.

You'll be in the sack with a lovely lady before you can thank me.

PS. Don't forget to go watch "Fifty Shades of Grey" when it is released in the movie theaters. If you can't get laid after that movie, you may be the only man who has actually lost it.

Killz