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I dare you to find a cooler pair of boots
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:46 am
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:46 am
Hideous, but I guarantee you'd have a crazy arse night if you wore these bad boys. Gold Pythons... sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeit son. LINK
You'd dance for hours, even if you never dance. Double fist Coors original all night. You'd buy nothing but top shelf over and over and over again, and you'd squeeze any titty you wanted without punity. You might even get engaged once or twice.
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Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:47 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'm pretty sure anyone wearing those isn't going to be interested in touching a female's breasts.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:50 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Challenge accepted
Posted on 2/13/13 at 12:53 am to Roger Klarvin
:inb4tennylamas:
Those scream Corpus Christi!
Those scream Corpus Christi!
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:18 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Those are gross and I'd laugh at any guy wearing them.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:23 am to CatFan81
and 2 hours later you'd be blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:23 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Those look like some alternate-reality, pimp version of JR Ewing. God rest his soul. Or something you'd see on a Porter Wagner wannabe at a rhinestone cowboy convention.
And I'd seriously question the sexuality of any man wearing them.
And I'd seriously question the sexuality of any man wearing them.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:26 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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and 2 hours later you'd be blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot.
'Necks make me wanna puke, not give them headjobs.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:30 am to semotruman
semo, you'd be the outside piece of a Bad Mofo sandwich and Coastie would be the other.
No vagine can withstand the sex appeal of those boots.
No vagine can withstand the sex appeal of those boots.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:31 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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blowing him in the back of an El Camino in the parking lot
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:33 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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No vagine can withstand the sex appeal of those boots.
I promise you. I can. I seriously can't imagine a straight man putting on something like that.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:34 am to semotruman
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:38 am to semotruman
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I promise you. I can. I seriously can't imagine a straight man putting on something like that.
The charisma, personality, intoxication level, and straight DGAF of the guy that wears those boots will draw you in. It's game over, no chance. You'll be telling stories of how your child was conceived with a man wearing gold python boots that never once came off.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:43 am to CtotheVrzrbck
Yeah... Imma still go with 'those are gross'.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:49 am to CatFan81
Yep. Gross. And gay.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:53 am to CtotheVrzrbck
I'm from Texas and what is this?
Posted on 2/13/13 at 1:58 am to CatFan81
frick you I'd wear the shite out of those
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:06 am to Lee County Tiger
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frick you I'd wear the shite out of those
Have fun, you... you, homosexual...
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:18 am to Gradual_Stroke
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I'm from Texas and what is this?
Just some superficial girls acting like they wouldn't be throwing some P around when they've surely given it up to a guy in a flat bill before.
Posted on 2/13/13 at 2:22 am to CtotheVrzrbck
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Just some superficial girls acting like they wouldn't be throwing some P around when they've surely given it up to a guy in a flat bill before.
If my boyfriend put a pair of boots like that one... well, I would probably rip them off and throw them down the garbage chute.
And Flat Bills aren't my thing.
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