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Thoughts on the Teo Soap Opera?
Posted on 1/17/13 at 8:47 pm
Posted on 1/17/13 at 8:47 pm
Shite is crazy! No way he didn't fab this. He and his family said they'd met several times. Now all the sudden he's never laid eyes on her? I gotta say during Heisman interviews he seems a little off. And why was he sweating like a heroine addict up there?
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Posted on 1/17/13 at 9:22 pm to Wholelottacock
Don't know Te'o, don't give 2 shits about him...to me the best thing that came out of this situation was this brilliant article.
https://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2013/1/17/3886404/a-lighter-shade-of-garnet-breaking-news-jadeveon-clowney-made-up-tajh
"While I am confident in my abilities," continued Clowney, "I knew that creating Tajh would go a long way in establishing myself as an elite defender with multiple highlight reel plays."
To accomplish this, Clowney enlisted a team of covert operatives working within every major network and college football news outlet. Additionally, he hired a Hampton, VA-area actor by the name of Ted Slattery, 42, to pose as sought-after high school propsect Tajh Boyd. Slattery has no official film or television credits.
Pressed for comment, Clemson University head coach Dabo Swinney appeared dismayed. "I remember visiting Tajh at home when I was recruiting him," Swinney said. "He had, like, three kids. I asked if his son was home, and he said 'Oh, no, I'm Tajh.' So that raised my eyebrows. But he said he was all in, so what was I gonna do?"
Clowney's ruse extended to Swinney's homebase, the campus of the upstate South Carolina college. "I also installed a team at Clemson University to complement the hoax," said Clowney. "They worked in collusion with my teams at CBS, ABC, ESPN, and FOX Sports to make sure everyone was on the same page."
https://www.garnetandblackattack.com/2013/1/17/3886404/a-lighter-shade-of-garnet-breaking-news-jadeveon-clowney-made-up-tajh
"While I am confident in my abilities," continued Clowney, "I knew that creating Tajh would go a long way in establishing myself as an elite defender with multiple highlight reel plays."
To accomplish this, Clowney enlisted a team of covert operatives working within every major network and college football news outlet. Additionally, he hired a Hampton, VA-area actor by the name of Ted Slattery, 42, to pose as sought-after high school propsect Tajh Boyd. Slattery has no official film or television credits.
Pressed for comment, Clemson University head coach Dabo Swinney appeared dismayed. "I remember visiting Tajh at home when I was recruiting him," Swinney said. "He had, like, three kids. I asked if his son was home, and he said 'Oh, no, I'm Tajh.' So that raised my eyebrows. But he said he was all in, so what was I gonna do?"
Clowney's ruse extended to Swinney's homebase, the campus of the upstate South Carolina college. "I also installed a team at Clemson University to complement the hoax," said Clowney. "They worked in collusion with my teams at CBS, ABC, ESPN, and FOX Sports to make sure everyone was on the same page."
Posted on 1/17/13 at 10:34 pm to Wholelottacock
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Thoughts on the Teo Soap Opera?
it's really bizarre and the story keeps getting more complex.
I have no doubt that Teo was in on it. all those interviews where he says they met and talks about how much he loves her, but then never goes to see her in the hospital or goes to her funeral? And now he's claiming that he was a victim of this hoax? bullshite
at this point, I'm just waiting til Teo has to own up to it and talk about his side of the story. I've gotten bored of reading all of the speculation when I think it's pretty obvious that he was in the know.
Posted on 1/18/13 at 7:00 pm to Wholelottacock
He was in on it but since ND is one of the more powerful programs in the country, has a lot of money and not afraid to use it they'll get him out of it and he'll remain a first round draft pick.
(See story that just came out today)
(See story that just came out today)
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