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Tennessee fans: A guide for how to prepare for Saturday.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:52 pm
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:52 pm
1. Don't blame Dooley... everyone gets grinded on at some point.
2. Bring lots of lube
3. Don't bitch about the cowbells. You knew we had them before you came.
4. Our women are not your sex toys, they are classy ladies and wouldn't get with you hillbillies anyways. Treat them as such.
5. Schedule an appointment with your counselor Monday, you'll need it to cope with the raping the Bulldogs put on your Vols.
Hailstate, Bitch.
2. Bring lots of lube
3. Don't bitch about the cowbells. You knew we had them before you came.
4. Our women are not your sex toys, they are classy ladies and wouldn't get with you hillbillies anyways. Treat them as such.
5. Schedule an appointment with your counselor Monday, you'll need it to cope with the raping the Bulldogs put on your Vols.
Hailstate, Bitch.
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Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:53 pm to deltaland
1/10
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:54 pm to deltaland
I disagree with #4, fwiw.
I lived in MS for 3 years and never met a classy lady the whole time. Just sayin.
I lived in MS for 3 years and never met a classy lady the whole time. Just sayin.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:56 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:56 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I lived in MS for 3 years and never met a classy lady the whole time. Just sayin.
Aren't all the "classy" in Mississippi enrolled at Ole Miss anyways? So #4 would be void regardless.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:57 pm to deltaland
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Don't bitch about the cowbells. You knew we had them before you came.
4. Our women are not your sex toys, they are classy ladies and wouldn't get with you hillbillies anyways. Treat them as such.
3. You have to have cowbells because your little high school stadium doesn't hold enough to get loud without cheating. Cowbells, really? Ha,and you say we're the hillbillies.
4.I don't bang women that dip snuff.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:57 pm to volforever
I disagree with #1....Everyone? lol every cupcake on the schedule 
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:58 pm to deltaland
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Our women are not your sex toys, they are classy ladies
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:58 pm to BigOrangeBri
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4.I don't bang women that dip snuff.
Is that because you are too busy banging dudes who dip snuff?
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:59 pm to Slippery Slope
14/10 on the grind scale
Posted on 10/11/12 at 6:59 pm to MSCoastTigerGirl
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I lived in MS for 3 years and never met a classy lady the whole time. Just sayin.
I know a good bit of classy ladies.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:00 pm to deltaland
A team lead by a shitty coach is going to beat your bulldogs, get used to the idea 
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:00 pm to BigOrangeBri
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4.I don't bang women that dip snuff.
I've never seen a girl dip snuff since I've been at State...but I suppose up there in Tennessee that is the norm so you would probably expect it down here.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:01 pm to volforever
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A team lead by a shitty coach is going to beat your bulldogs, get used to the idea
There's no way Arkansas beats us this year.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:02 pm to Marty McFrat
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Aren't all the "classy" in Mississippi enrolled at Ole Miss anyways? So #4 would be void regardless.
OM girls aren't very classy. From personal experience, they are much sluttier than MSU girls. And most of them are from out of state.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:03 pm to deltaland
This will be a good game.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:04 pm to Slippery Slope
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Is that because you are too busy banging dudes who dip snuff?
The guy in your avi looks like someone who would have sex with a dude, snuff or no snuff. So, if youre asking me to have sex with you the answer is no. There are some aTm fans here that my take you up on that offer though.
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:05 pm to deltaland
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I've never seen a girl dip snuff since I've been at State...but I suppose up there in Tennessee that is the norm so you would probably expect it down here.
I say that because Mississippi is a shithole
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:06 pm to BigOrangeBri
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The guy in your avi looks like someone who would have sex with a dude
That guy is dead bro
Posted on 10/11/12 at 7:07 pm to BigOrangeBri
So there's no chance of me getting you to change your username to BiOrangeBri?
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