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Maroon Friday/Ruin A Rebel's Day
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:47 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:47 am
Sup dogs
It's a brand new Friday-another great day to wear maroon and ruin a rebel's day.
I'm wearing my go to Under Armor maroon polo.
I got pretty drunk last night, and passed out on a Rebel friend of mine's couch. Unfortunately for him and his brand new girlfriend, that couch is located in the living room mere footsteps away from his bedroom. Anyways, they start going at it around 6:30 which is precisely when I woke up to go home to get ready for work. I faked the fakest fake sneeze and then made the fakest most fake loud phone call just long enough to ruin their session.
Got a text at 8:30 that just said "you're a fricking a-hole."
CLANGALANGALANGALNALANGALANG BITCHES.
Grind hard my friends.
It's a brand new Friday-another great day to wear maroon and ruin a rebel's day.
I'm wearing my go to Under Armor maroon polo.
I got pretty drunk last night, and passed out on a Rebel friend of mine's couch. Unfortunately for him and his brand new girlfriend, that couch is located in the living room mere footsteps away from his bedroom. Anyways, they start going at it around 6:30 which is precisely when I woke up to go home to get ready for work. I faked the fakest fake sneeze and then made the fakest most fake loud phone call just long enough to ruin their session.
Got a text at 8:30 that just said "you're a fricking a-hole."
CLANGALANGALANGALNALANGALANG BITCHES.
Grind hard my friends.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 9:49 am
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Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:54 am to Slippery Slope
I just told a rebel that he could not ride with me to Dallas this weekend. He doesn't have a ride now.
Maroon under armor polo
Maroon under armor polo
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:57 am to Slippery Slope
That is nice grind.
A rebel is watching my dog this weekend, so I am going to have to find a new rebels day to ruin.
I am sure I can find some douche rebels in my hometown tonight that couldn't get into Georgia so attended Hotty Toddy. I will piss in their cheerios tonight when they fall asleep.
A rebel is watching my dog this weekend, so I am going to have to find a new rebels day to ruin.
I am sure I can find some douche rebels in my hometown tonight that couldn't get into Georgia so attended Hotty Toddy. I will piss in their cheerios tonight when they fall asleep.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 9:57 am to Tds & Beer
Solid.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:05 am to schlow mo
Good luck.
You don't want to procrastinate and wait until the end of the night.
Ruining a Rebel's day is a lot like going to the bar. You don't want to wait until the end of the night and settle for drunk crying homegirl that won't shut up about how much she hates her job.
You got to knock that shite out early.
eta: I think I might still be intoxicated. That was a weird analogy.
You don't want to procrastinate and wait until the end of the night.
Ruining a Rebel's day is a lot like going to the bar. You don't want to wait until the end of the night and settle for drunk crying homegirl that won't shut up about how much she hates her job.
You got to knock that shite out early.
eta: I think I might still be intoxicated. That was a weird analogy.
This post was edited on 10/5/12 at 10:06 am
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:10 am to Slippery Slope
you gotta knock out an easy one early in the day so you can be on the lookout for a perfect one. My eyes are peeled.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:11 am to Slippery Slope
First goddamnit you beat me to starting this thread.
Second I laid the grind on pretty hard in Oxford last so much so that I just dropped her off at her dorm
Second I laid the grind on pretty hard in Oxford last so much so that I just dropped her off at her dorm
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:12 am to Tds & Beer
I got lucky this morning.
I'm glad I removed that burden early. The rest of the day should be a breeze.
I'm glad I removed that burden early. The rest of the day should be a breeze.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:17 am to Jma313
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First goddamnit you beat me to starting this thread.
This is my thread a-hole.
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Second I laid the grind on pretty hard in Oxford last so much so that I just dropped her off at her dorm
That's nice, but did you ruin her day? Did you tell her you would pull out but didn't and then pulled out afterwards and spit on her back?
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:50 am to Slippery Slope
No he pulled out spit on her back held in his load so when she turned around splooged straight in her eye and said surprise. Resulting in an eye infection on her shame walk.
#Ruiningarebelsday
#Ruiningarebelsday
Posted on 10/5/12 at 10:51 am to Slippery Slope
We're 1-1 All time in this series now,
No I didn't ruin her day but I have been yelling hailstate everywhere in Oxford with my gameday polo on. I've been letting people know that they still suck and moral victories don't count.
No I didn't ruin her day but I have been yelling hailstate everywhere in Oxford with my gameday polo on. I've been letting people know that they still suck and moral victories don't count.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 11:12 am to Slippery Slope
I'm still searching.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 11:31 am to Slippery Slope
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Maroon Friday/Ruin A Rebel's Day
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:02 pm to Tds & Beer
I just called a rebel and told her that she owes me at least $527 by Thursday. It ruined her day and probably her weekend.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:06 pm to Tds & Beer
Rebelgator is a hell of a fisherman.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:24 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Maroon and White checkered button up.
I am disappoint on Ruin A Rebel Day thus far.
I am disappoint on Ruin A Rebel Day thus far.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:25 pm to sharpSee
Apparently, from seeing posts on here from yesterday you are swoll as fugg, so just punch one in the face.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 1:34 pm to Requiem For A Dawg
Little cry babies would sue for sure.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 4:17 pm to Tds & Beer
He looks like a retarded Johnny Knoxville.
Posted on 10/5/12 at 6:20 pm to NIH
maroon pfg
at the gym earlier a rebel asked me for a spot on the bench. while he was lifting i let out a protein filled bomb on him and then let the weight fall on him as i walked off.
at the gym earlier a rebel asked me for a spot on the bench. while he was lifting i let out a protein filled bomb on him and then let the weight fall on him as i walked off.
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