re: Ode to Alabama fans

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Cutoff jean shorts and hound’s-tooth socks
Behind each car, a detergent box
One hundred thousand on Saturday
Not many went to the school, but that’s OK

They love their team and that’s a fact
But their mamas never taught them how to act
Poisoning trees in sacred places
They even put their nuts on opponents’ faces

These are Bama fans to the core
Every game is another war
“Roll Tide” is all that they seem to say
But what in the world does that mean anyway?

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