re: What will make Bama great this season?

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aroussel3Tigers
What will make Bama great this season?


Ok. So i see alot of "last season" bullshite going on around here. Even little Nicky cant get over the first game between Bama and LSU.

So lets look to the future and quit living in the past. Tell us why Bama will be so good this season. Seems like alot of talent has left the building.

Ill.hang up and listen.

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