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Personally, I think the Iron Bowl is a bigger game and the big rivalry. Saying that, I do hate UT much more than AU. Auburn is sort of like my one cousin, he's a complete dick that I can barely stand, but we are related and in the end the family wouldn't be the same without him. UT on the other hand is like the a-hole neighbor that you can't stand in any way shape of form. This is the guy that you wish his house would burn down so he would get the hell out of your neighborhood.

There we go.

UGA = cousin
Bama = neighbor

I enjoy the UGA game. I love watching it every year, I'm ecstatic if we win, and depressed if we lose, but it's a great rivalry and 51 weeks out of the year, UGA is my second favorite team in the SEC.

With the Iron Bowl, I'm more relieved if we win and fricking PISSED if we lose. I hate having to deal with those damn rednecks that cover themselves in crimson and houndstooth, having lived within spitting distance of Auburn University their entire lives, never stepped foot outside of Lee County, and couldn't place Tuscaloosa on a map. The worst part is, I see cars with that ugly mullet "A" on them around campus all the time, and it makes me sick at my stomach. I want nothing more than to completely disassociate ourselves with that community college across the state.

Now, I understand not all Bama fans are like that, but those are 90% of the ones I have come in contact with every day.