re: It Won't Be Long Now

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You wouldn't take your mother to a titty bar, would you?

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Going to a gentleman's club doesn't compare to going to an SEC Football game except for the addiction that can be caused by doing both the first time.

Being an SEC fan is more like having a heroin addiction. You get one championship and and want another the next season. You ride the high of a 13-0 SEC Championship season, go a month without a fix, stick that needle in your arm and get slapped in the face with a 0-21 bad trip. You can complain about the dealer that gave you that junk but it won't help.

You head into the next season with trepidation but if you get to feel that high that comes with winning again you'll get right back on that horse and ride. You just go all Scott Weiland and say, "Come on, get me that championship again!"