re: Baton Rouge DA / Bham Defense Attorney / Fbaum comment on LSU fan assault

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3:05 -- LSU fan starts to move, so if you bet on "DEAD +250," you can toss your ticket. It's a loser.

3:23 -- ROLL TIDE! ROLL TIDE! ROLL TIDE! (Sorry 'Bama fan, I can't hear that chant without thinking of Mike Price screaming "It's rolling, baby! It's rolling!" with a stripper on top of him reverse-cowgirl style.)

3:33 -- NSFW part begins...NOW. Bagg takes out his...well...BAG.

3:45 -- Bagg climbs up on the counter next to LSU fan's head, mounts the guy's skull and begins face humping him with his testicles. The 'Bama crowd vociferously approves and encourages (which The Accused taught all of us IS a crime).

3:50 -- And as if Bagg couldn't be a bigger douche (backwards ball cap, cheesy facial hair, enjoys rubbing his scrotum on a prone man's cheek), he has a BELT HOLSTER for his cell phone. Biggest Dickhead contest? OVER. Game, set, match. It's Tee Bagg.

4:00 -- Bagg raises his arms in the air like a champion, as if to say "YES! I JUST WET HUMPED A DRUNK MAN'S FACE! WHO'S THE MAN? BAGG'S THE MAN!!!"

4:23 -- Perhaps afraid that the authorities hadn't seen enough to send him away for about twenty years, Bagg decides to go in for sloppy seconds on LSU fan's armpit. "Ah, there we go...that should be enough video evidence to lose at a trial."

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