re: The 1 reason LSU beats Bama

Your malnourished DEs are going to get ran the fawk over by DJ, Barrett and Trent. We'll consistently crush the edge of your DL and the honey badger won't be able to do shite against our powerbacks who will straight up murder that Sisqo-lookin bitch.

Gonna be a long night for the corndogs in T-town...and a miserable ride home with their tails tucked between their pitiful, cramped up legs.

Don't forget the gatorade pussies.