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Give a one sentence assessment of every Football coach in the SEC
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:41 pm
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:41 pm
Petrino- He is an offensive genius and appears to have zero personality half the time and the other half the time is just a pure a-hole.
Nutt- He is the football version of Dale Brown, a master motivator, wild hog=freak defense, but at the end of the day, pretty much a nut job.
Saban- He is the greatest defensive mind in college football, has little man syndrome which causes him to act like an arse from time to time, and probably cheats on his wife all the time.
Mullen- He seems like a great offensive mind and an overall good guy.
Chizik- Whenever I see him interviewed, I just think to myself that is a dirty bastard who will cheat and cheat until he gets caught.
Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man.
Phillips- I have never had a thought about him and don't think I ever will.
Dooley- I think 5 years from now, Tennessee fans will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley and one day he will spurn Tennessee for UGA.
Richt- He seems like a nice guy who cannot control his players and would be better suited to just be an OC.
Spurrier- He is just a dick and is proud to be one, but will go down as one of the greatest and most innovative coaches of all time.
Muschamp- He is a loose cannon who is in over his head and will team up with Saban one day as his DC.
Vandy's coach- Who is Vandy's coach now?
Nutt- He is the football version of Dale Brown, a master motivator, wild hog=freak defense, but at the end of the day, pretty much a nut job.
Saban- He is the greatest defensive mind in college football, has little man syndrome which causes him to act like an arse from time to time, and probably cheats on his wife all the time.
Mullen- He seems like a great offensive mind and an overall good guy.
Chizik- Whenever I see him interviewed, I just think to myself that is a dirty bastard who will cheat and cheat until he gets caught.
Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man.
Phillips- I have never had a thought about him and don't think I ever will.
Dooley- I think 5 years from now, Tennessee fans will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley and one day he will spurn Tennessee for UGA.
Richt- He seems like a nice guy who cannot control his players and would be better suited to just be an OC.
Spurrier- He is just a dick and is proud to be one, but will go down as one of the greatest and most innovative coaches of all time.
Muschamp- He is a loose cannon who is in over his head and will team up with Saban one day as his DC.
Vandy's coach- Who is Vandy's coach now?
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Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:42 pm to Springlake Tiger
Miles:
Les Miles is the luckiest coach in college football, and won the majority of his early games as a head coach based on the talent that Nick Saban brought to LSU.
Les Miles is the luckiest coach in college football, and won the majority of his early games as a head coach based on the talent that Nick Saban brought to LSU.
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:42 pm to Springlake Tiger
How predictable.
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:43 pm to Springlake Tiger
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:44 pm to Springlake Tiger
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:47 pm to alabamabuckeye
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Les Miles is the luckiest coach in college football, and won the majority of his early games as a head coach based on the talent that Nick Saban brought to LSU, and then in 2010, when Les took on Saban with just the players that he recruited, he proceeded to beat the 5'6" little debbie eating ego maniac.
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:47 pm to Springlake Tiger
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will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley
he better hit the recruiting trail or he wont be there at the end of this year.
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:48 pm to chilld28
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chilld28
You have been killing that seal gif
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:49 pm to Springlake Tiger
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Petrino- Great offense but is a paper hanging SOB,just ask the Falcons
Nutt- Overrated,this is his last year in conference
Saban-Best in College Football,just gets too conservative on occasion
Mullen- He seems like a great offensive mind and an overall good guy.
Chizik- Plays a damn good puppet
Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man.
Phillips- I have never had a thought about him and don't think I ever will.
Dooley- I think 5 years from now, Tennessee fans will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley and one day he will spurn Tennessee for UGA.
Richt- He seems like a nice guy who cannot control his players and would be better suited to just be an OC.
Spurrier- He is just a dick and is proud to be one, but will go down as one of the greatest and most innovative coaches of all time.
Muschamp-Never been impressed with him
Vandy's coach- Who is Vandy's coach now?
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:49 pm to Springlake Tiger
Petrino- fricker
Nutt- lol
Saban- a-hole
Mullen- douche
Chizik- all in.
Miles- odd as frick
Phillips- who?
Dooley- A joke.
Richt- A pussy.
Spurrier- Funny.
Muschamp- a-hole.
Vandy's coach- Turning their program for the better
Nutt- lol
Saban- a-hole
Mullen- douche
Chizik- all in.
Miles- odd as frick
Phillips- who?
Dooley- A joke.
Richt- A pussy.
Spurrier- Funny.
Muschamp- a-hole.
Vandy's coach- Turning their program for the better
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:53 pm to TT9
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Petrino- Great offensive mind, but it will end with the Hogs hating him just like Falcons fans
Nutt- Rated correctly,this is his last year in conference
Saban-Best in College Football, gets one more NC and goes to the lake for a few years
Mullen- He seems like a great offensive mind and an overall good guy
Chizik- Plays a damn good puppet and keeps it all in the FAMILY
Miles- I don't think he is as dumb as people think, but he should take a public speaking course or 5, and he seems like a good family man.
Phillips- I have never had a thought about him and don't think I ever will
Dooley- I think 5 years from now Dooley will not be the UT coach
Richt- He seems like a nice guy who cannot control his players and would be better suited to just be a youth minister
Spurrier- He is just a dick and is proud to be one, but will go down as one of the greatest and most innovative coaches of all time.
Muschamp-He is the man, and is from the best city ever
Vandy's coach- Who is Vandy's coach now?
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:54 pm to Springlake Tiger
Steve Spurrier: Visor Throw.
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:55 pm to auzach91
I like Vandys coach the best 
Posted on 7/17/11 at 3:56 pm to schlow mo
quote:I dont think I have used it more than the amount of western division games MSU lost last year but thanks for your interest in my posts
You have been killing that seal gif
Posted on 7/17/11 at 4:20 pm to Springlake Tiger
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Springlake Tiger
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Chizik- Whenever I see him interviewed, I just think to myself that is a dirty bastard who will cheat and cheat until he gets caught
Posted on 7/17/11 at 4:31 pm to MsGarrison
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Petrino- He is an offensive genius who is undefeated against LSU in Regulation and appears to have zero personality half the time and the other half the time is just a pure a-hole
Fixed this for you Chief
Posted on 7/17/11 at 4:38 pm to packdaddy75
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Petrino- He is an offensive genius who is undefeated against LSU
:maybe Hawg Nation should erect a flag:
Posted on 7/17/11 at 4:42 pm to lsusteve1
Man, it feels great to see all you guys sweating over petrino.
I feel like a tide fan.
I feel like a tide fan.
This post was edited on 7/17/11 at 4:43 pm
Posted on 7/17/11 at 4:44 pm to GumpHog
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Man, it feels great to see all you guys sweating over petrino.
If by sweating...you mean.....not worried one bit
Then
Posted on 7/17/11 at 5:01 pm to Springlake Tiger
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I think 5 years from now, Tennessee fans will feel like they hit a home run by hiring Dooley and one day he will spurn Tennessee for UGA.
Wrong on all accounts.
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