re: UA 4 -- UAt 1 -- Final. Tide Out. Ship Sails.

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Bill, haven't you found a real life friend yet?

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Sadly no, I live and breathe for your posts. I am excited that soon this great site will be blessed with your 139th post, and if the Gods will it I will see the 140th.

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now stop stalking my posts.

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I get a text message alerting me when you post <3

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Someone outside the internet loves you

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I get stank on the hang down on the reg. I am aware of how awesome I am.

Now, you go and impress the shite out of me.

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ETA: I like contradicting sarcastic statements. It's the internet :dwi: