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re: Confessions of an SEC fan
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:51 pm to blkhawktiger
Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:51 pm to blkhawktiger
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Long time reader and have waited for good chance to introduce myself to the Rant.
I'm a little honored you chose my thread
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Posted on 11/28/11 at 9:55 pm to CNB
To all the Ole Miss players and band members, I'm sorry none of the shite you claimed happened actually happened. I bookmarked all the rumor threads so I can access them two years from now when all the same claims come up again. And to the Ole Miss football team, I am sorry Addison Lawrence made your asses quit.
Posted on 11/29/11 at 2:53 pm to CNB
Thought this would be a good time for my first post also.
Christian Laettner - Sorry you felt the need to flip me off. It wasn't my fault you werent out of the closet yet.
Sorry to the barstaff at the Purple Porpoise in G-Ville for throwing up in the bathroom in '02 and '04. Not often I had experienced back to back wins at Florida
Sorry to the 14 year old OU fan I tripped at the '03 NC game. Next time tell your dad to shut his mouth.
Sorry to the Notre Dame fans at the Sugar Bowl in '06. I was drunk and yelling "Rudy sucks" seemed so funny at the time
VERY sorry to my best friend who at the time was a lawyer in Miami and his circuit judge by chance was sitting behind us at the '08 NC game and he happened to be an Ohio St alum. For some reason, my best friend has yet to win a trial with that judge since. I blame Tuaca shots.
U of Washington fans. Sorry. It was my Bday and I was angry about how bad LSU's offense looked that game. Don;t worry, the hooker i took back to the hotel stole my phone so I hope that makes you feel better.
WVU - Sorry I said your pepperoni rolls suck. But they did and I didnt have any Zantac
Christian Laettner - Sorry you felt the need to flip me off. It wasn't my fault you werent out of the closet yet.
Sorry to the barstaff at the Purple Porpoise in G-Ville for throwing up in the bathroom in '02 and '04. Not often I had experienced back to back wins at Florida
Sorry to the 14 year old OU fan I tripped at the '03 NC game. Next time tell your dad to shut his mouth.
Sorry to the Notre Dame fans at the Sugar Bowl in '06. I was drunk and yelling "Rudy sucks" seemed so funny at the time
VERY sorry to my best friend who at the time was a lawyer in Miami and his circuit judge by chance was sitting behind us at the '08 NC game and he happened to be an Ohio St alum. For some reason, my best friend has yet to win a trial with that judge since. I blame Tuaca shots.
U of Washington fans. Sorry. It was my Bday and I was angry about how bad LSU's offense looked that game. Don;t worry, the hooker i took back to the hotel stole my phone so I hope that makes you feel better.
WVU - Sorry I said your pepperoni rolls suck. But they did and I didnt have any Zantac
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