re: Official excuses why LSU loses to Auburn

1.Burning building blinds recievers
2.LSU band member gets team and band thrown out of stadium for bitch slaping an Auburn player
3.LSU players want to really see what a corn dog is and gets food poisining
4.Les buys and lights meth laced victory cigar at halftime and gets removed from stadium for jumping up and down on mid field logo-wait that might work
5.Players upset because war eagle eats tainted corn dog(only sold at AU, imagine that)eagle gets bbqed and eaten by AU Tiger mascot(dont ask me never seen him)AUcostume tiger gets eaten by REAL LSU TIGER and dies because of corn dog residue left from the eagle.
6. Chop block legalised before game
7. LSU cant find "plainsmen"
8. Ga puppy shows up and bites Cams camel toe, Auburn thinks pup belongs to LSU because all teams have at least two different mascots and disqualifies Tigers ending in dispute over which Tigers are at fault.
9.Tiger bus turns around and goes back to airport believing thier really cant be a college in this gosh awful place
And finally number 10- IT AINT HAPPENING