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Update to Gus's Wiki.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:40 pm
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:40 pm
Just saw this.
High School has replaced Gus's name throughout the page.
High School
Immature. A bit funny.
High School has replaced Gus's name throughout the page.
High School
Immature. A bit funny.
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Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:41 pm to SLC
His offense still whooped your arse didn't it?
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:42 pm to SLC
Goat raping controversy
While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
While coaching in Springdale Arkansas, it was rumored he and Brent Harroo were well known to sneak out of the high school at night and go into barns in the countryside to rape goats. This practice continued for nearly a decade. Speculation on this act said it was part of his satanic rituals that allowed him to control the minds of the young football players with his goat fricking dick. It is known, however, that during the market crash, when the goats of Springdale were slaughtered, Malzahn moved to Tulsa Oklahomo, where there are an abundance of goats to frick, and this practice is encouraged there by none other than Oral Roberts.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:48 pm to SLC
wow. still doesn't top the Les Miles wiki entry after last year's Ole Miss game though.
Posted on 10/16/10 at 7:55 pm to SLC
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