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re: Funniest Heckle You Ever Said/Heard?
Posted on 4/19/10 at 4:33 pm to RebelNutt
Posted on 4/19/10 at 4:33 pm to RebelNutt
I remeber telling an umpire aboot a terrible missed call on balls and strikes.....
"Hey blue, if you had one more eye, you would be a cyclops."
It was very quiet in the stands so everyone heard it and all pretty muched laughed. The man next to me leaned over and said, "Hey, I am an umpire, and that was the funniest thing I have ever heard someone say." I preceeded to talk to him and he told me he umped High School games and some of the stuff he had heard over the years. Problem is, I forgot all the stuff he told me because all of them were good.
"Hey blue, if you had one more eye, you would be a cyclops."
It was very quiet in the stands so everyone heard it and all pretty muched laughed. The man next to me leaned over and said, "Hey, I am an umpire, and that was the funniest thing I have ever heard someone say." I preceeded to talk to him and he told me he umped High School games and some of the stuff he had heard over the years. Problem is, I forgot all the stuff he told me because all of them were good.
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Posted on 4/19/10 at 4:41 pm to jembeurt
It was the summer of 2002. I was 16 and worked that summer running vinyl siding with my cousin, who was 33. It was kind of rainy day so we couldn't do much work, so we rode to Atlanta to take care of some things. We figured while we were downtown, we'd ride through tech to see if there was anything interesting going on. We get to this one side street by the stadium, and lo and behold we see Chan Gailey walking from one side of the street going towards the stadium. Keep in mind this was summer '02, so he was just recently hired and hadn't coached a game yet. Well we drive down to where he's walking and my cousin yells out "Hey coach!" He turned around and kind of slowly approached us (he didn't know we were UGA fans) and got to about 5 feet from the window. My cousin says, "Coach, I gotta ask you, of all the good division 2 schools out there, why'd you pick this one?" He gave us the biggest ESAD face you've ever seen and walked away. I'll always rememeber that.
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