re: Aubbies will have a Cow about Deion Belue

LSU09 reminds me of this joke. These two guys were in the country club locker room naked, after taking a shower after playing 18 holes of golf. One guy noticed that the other one had a cork stuck up his arse. Being curious, the guy asked the other one, hey buddy, I couldn't help notice but you have a cork up your arse. How in the hell did that happen? The other guy replied, the other day I was walking along the beach and tripped over this old bottle. All of a sudden a genie appeared and said, I'm Abdullah, genie of the bottle, I will grant you one wish. I simply said, no shite?